Monthly Archives: י״ז בטבת ה׳תשע״א (24/12/2010)

The Ham from ZOT

Click here for larger image Page 1 At the front of a herbal Medicine store on Rehov Agrippas, in Jerusalem a Muscle Builder looking Male hamster, Secret Agent 8, enters the secret entrance of זאת headquarters. A very sexy looking Female Hamster, Secret Agent 87, running to the elevator: “Hold” Agent 87: “Haven’t seen you […]

D. Banando Private Eye and the case of the Mysterious Ms. Dantman

Click here for larger image A 1940’s Detective Novel. The Door says: D. Banando P.I. Have claws will travel Two Police Dogs walk into D. Banando’s office. Police Dog: “Bernando in?” Miss Albrite, D. Banando’s blond secretary: “I’ll tell Mr. Banando you want’n to see him.” As she does her nails. Miss Albrite to the […]

Experience, that most brutal of teachers…

A group of Cats are on a Trash Dumpster. Trash or Garbage Dumpsters in Israel look like green boats or ships, as in a 18th Century British Naval frigate or Whaler. A crow is on the crosswalk sign as the lookout. A cat that is dressed as the 18th Century Vice Admiral of the White, […]

Zorro the Cat and three Senioritas

Click here for larger image Singing Cat: “Let me tell you friends about eh legendary Sephardic folk here… El Zorro!” Three single female Sephardic Cats admireing Zorro. Cat 1: ” He’s so handsome.” Cat 2: “Ah Zorro!” Cat 3: “And unmarried.” As Zorro tries to runs away, Cat 3: “One Minute Senior Zorro.” she grabs […]

Celestial Operator

Click here for larger image The Celestial Operator is a crystal ball which connects people to each other. similar to a video phone or Skype® or a galactic internet. Mr. Whiskers teenage daughter, Sugar and his wife at home. Sugar to her mother who is very sad: “Why’er so sad Mom?” Mom: “I miss your […]

Enterprising Cats and Dogs

  A group of Cats are on a Trash Dumpster. Trash or Garbage Dumpsters in Israel look like green boats or ships, as in a 18th Century British Naval frigate or Whaler. An American Dog walks past: “Ha, Ha, Ha, Haah Ha, Ha, Ha Ha” Captain Cat: “Battle Stations Mr. Mew all paws on deck!” […]

The story of Zorro the Cat

Click here for larger image Cat singing: “Zorro so cunning and free.” as a Cat dressed as Zorro walks around. Zorro swings into Nina’s balcony. Zorro casts his eyes on the lovely Nina. Zorro hands Nina a plate of Chicken. Zorro: “A token of my esteem.” Nina: “תודה” Zorro: “meow?” he loves Nina. Nina’s mother […]

It’s a Cat’s Life

  A Cat is lying next to a bag of Trash. Cat: “In reality it’s a cat’s life”     Page 2 Cat: “All the mice I can hunt. All the birds I can chase. All the trash I can eat.’     Page 3 Cat: “And NO choke chain.”