Monthly Archives: כ״ב בשבט ה׳תשע״א (27/01/2011)

A new violin teacher




Mother: “How was your music lesson Spice?” Spice: “Wow it was really great.” “My new teacher Gloria can speak English as she’s American and i understood everything.” Mother: “Yes, That’s important.” Spice: “We played duets and she gave me some music to learn.” “And the best part of the lesson was when I met Fredereck!” […]

A Vegetarian Diet is actually great tasting and good for you




Mrs. Whiskers is at the Doctor’s office. Doctor: “You’re seriously overweight, you have extremely high cholesterol. I will give you a new medicine for the cholesterol.” Mrs. Whiskers: Sigh. Doctor: “And I need to tell you need a complete lifestyle change. Are you exercising?” Mr. Whiskers: I’m not saying a word. Mrs. Whiskers: “I don’t […]

Shuk Kittens in Jerusalem’s Machaneh Yehuda market




Charity: Random acts of kindness




Mr. Whiskers walking with his wife: “Good Morning בקר טוב ” to a Dog, the Dog owner giving a puzzled lookMr. Whiskers to a bird: “Good Morning בקר טוב ” Mrs. Whiskers: “That cat looked so thin… and he’s right near our market too.” “I have an idea” Mr. Whiskers: “We could keep cat food […]

Cats at the Old City




Our family was at the Old City on Tuesday and Sugar took the photos.

Real Life Hamster Dance




An now for something completely different!   Real Life Hamster Dance From: DeathKillFilms | December 10, 2010 Obligatory remix of adamcoastercrazy’s real life dancing hamster, Katie. original video found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roXjPLXOP9A Your Tax Money at work. He had a little to much to drink at the office party.  

Celestial Operator:Ultra Violet Grass Band




The Celestial Operator is a crystal ball which connects people to each other. similar to a video phone or Skype® or a galactic internet. Sugar: “what’s the matter Mom?” Mom: “I miss Alex and David.” Sugar: “Let’s use the iBall® (like an iPhone but for the galactic internet) again, he never answers the phone.” Sugar […]

Ulpan: The sign said: “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.”




Mr. and Mrs. Whiskers are in the Hallway at Ulpan. Mrs. Whiskers is very mad. The sign said; “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.” Mrs. Whiskers: “Here we are going to Ulpan and I’m the stupidest person in class… and a sign says learn Hebrew in 10 days.” Mr. Whiskers: “One day at a time. Yesterday […]

Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before




Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before A group of Cats are on a Trash Dumpster. Trash or Garbage Dumpsters in Israel look like green boats or ships. Near sunset a man puts a black swivel office arm chair in the front part of the trash dumpster. The man walks away. At sunset a […]

Buy locally and save.




A Yeshiva in Jerusalem, Men are studying. Somewhere in the world (China) a Siamese cat is taking an internet order: “You wish to purchase this product code # 389 269 5452 9 89… Tracking # 566 8666… And that will be $100 for extra shipping costs, insurance fees…. Taxes and currency exchange costs.” A Plane […]