Monthly Archives: כ״ב בשבט ה׳תשע״א (27/01/2011)

A new violin teacher

Mother: “How was your music lesson Spice?” Spice: “Wow it was really great.” “My new teacher Gloria can speak English as she’s American and i understood everything.” Mother: “Yes, That’s important.” Spice: “We played duets and she gave me some music to learn.” “And the best part of the lesson was when I met Fredereck!” […]

A Vegetarian Diet is actually great tasting and good for you

Mrs. Whiskers is at the Doctor’s office. Doctor: “You’re seriously overweight, you have extremely high cholesterol. I will give you a new medicine for the cholesterol.” Mrs. Whiskers: Sigh. Doctor: “And I need to tell you need a complete lifestyle change. Are you exercising?” Mr. Whiskers: I’m not saying a word. Mrs. Whiskers: “I don’t […]

Shuk Kittens in Jerusalem’s Machaneh Yehuda market

Charity: Random acts of kindness

Mr. Whiskers walking with his wife: “Good Morning בקר טוב ” to a Dog, the Dog owner giving a puzzled lookMr. Whiskers to a bird: “Good Morning בקר טוב ” Mrs. Whiskers: “That cat looked so thin… and he’s right near our market too.” “I have an idea” Mr. Whiskers: “We could keep cat food […]