Monthly Archives: ה׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א (10/01/2011)

Celestial Operator:Ultra Violet Grass Band

The Celestial Operator is a crystal ball which connects people to each other. similar to a video phone or Skype® or a galactic internet. Sugar: “what’s the matter Mom?” Mom: “I miss Alex and David.” Sugar: “Let’s use the iBall® (like an iPhone but for the galactic internet) again, he never answers the phone.” Sugar […]

Ulpan: The sign said: “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.”

Mr. and Mrs. Whiskers are in the Hallway at Ulpan. Mrs. Whiskers is very mad. The sign said; “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.” Mrs. Whiskers: “Here we are going to Ulpan and I’m the stupidest person in class… and a sign says learn Hebrew in 10 days.” Mr. Whiskers: “One day at a time. Yesterday […]

Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before

Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before A group of Cats are on a Trash Dumpster. Trash or Garbage Dumpsters in Israel look like green boats or ships. Near sunset a man puts a black swivel office arm chair in the front part of the trash dumpster. The man walks away. At sunset a […]

Buy locally and save.

A Yeshiva in Jerusalem, Men are studying. Somewhere in the world (China) a Siamese cat is taking an internet order: “You wish to purchase this product code # 389 269 5452 9 89… Tracking # 566 8666… And that will be $100 for extra shipping costs, insurance fees…. Taxes and currency exchange costs.” A Plane […]

The Ham from ZOT: information please

Alien taking photos. Mr. Whiskers looking at his filling, He thinks: “My filling is going on again.” Filling: “The Federal Reserve banks have decided to increase inflation of American currency by 15% as they are desperate to pay off debts to Siamese Cats. Big Bankers Case Mice are the enemy of the working poor.” Mr. […]

Ulpan; Hebrew the easy way!

Ulpan Teacher: “Yammer,yammer, Le ech bo” Mr. Whiskers: “What did she say?” Mrs. Whiskers: “I’m not sure.” Mr. Whiskers: “Write it all down. I can’t see the backboard.” Mrs. Whiskers: “I have the tape recorder going, you can listen at home.” Ulpan Teacher: “Blah blah blah yammer Yammer Lee le ech cha cha cha?” “Mr. […]