Monthly Archives: כ״ב באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א (28/03/2011)

The Ham from ZOT: Captured by MEOW

Aliens to M.E.O.W. Cat: “Even now ZOT agents are infiltrating M.E.O.W. H.Q…. They must be apprehended. Cat: Right-oo I’ll send Beauregard.” Beauregard listening on his cell phone to the Cat: Check the back of the store right now!” Beauregard in shock finds the two ZOT agents going up the stairs in the back. Agent 8: […]



Return to regular routine

The Cats are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV. Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “This was an act of a coward!” The Porcupines are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV. Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “It’s important to return to our regular routines as quickly as possible.” A Cat talking on his cell phone while eating a sandwich: “Hey… […]



Happy Purim 5771

Agent 2 (the Boss) wearing a Cat mask: “Meow.” Agent 30 (Miss. Sweetums) is scared and Mad!: “*@*^%$^&!!!” Agent 87: “Oh my.”  



The Ham from ZOT: What’s wrong Mom?

Mother to her daughter Spice: “Ever since we’ve moved I have lost my identity, I’m suffering from memory loss… I’m in a downturn.” “When I was young I’d be able to pet my cat… but I’m so allergic to them and we’re not allowed a cat or dog here.” Agent 71(Mr. Whiskers Hamster): “Suddenly I […]