Daily Archives: ל׳ בניסן ה׳תשע״א (04/05/2011)

The Queen’s dilemma

The Royal Astrologer to Queen Elizabeth ll: “oh.. Your majesty…you know that bleep I told you about well… you better call President of the United States and ask him to postpone whatever… until after the wedding.” The Queen: “Oh my… I better call the White House.” “Yes, Michelle? This is Queen Elizabeth calling from Great […]

The White House Intern

White house male intern:”Mr. President sorry, to interrupt. But we are trying to schedule plans for August.” Obama watching Basketball on TV: hum.” Say, have my popularity ratings gone up yet?” Intern: “Well Sir, I’ll have to find out for you. We wanted to know if you were planning anything special for August. Obama: “Since […]