Monthly Archives: י״ח בשבט ה׳תשע״ג (29/01/2013)

A sensible wish

Page. 1   Mrs. Whiskers is looking to see no one is around and opens a box labeled 9 Ball. She reads the instructions, “The 9 Ball once a week.  You can make a sensible wish, see fine print below. She thinks, “A 9 Ball, I get to make a wish …hum…” “Better be a […]

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Israeli Elections or Lord of the Rings

Frodo says to the other ‘halflings’, “We are going to have to find a way to defeat our enemies.” Bibi-strider thinks to himself, “I can see I will have to be a real Politician in order to collate with everyone, oye.” “We must go to Rivendale to meet with all the parties.” Pippin, “A party? […]

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Get Rich! Parshat HaMan

Tuesday, 22 January 2013 Today! Say “Parshat HaMan” to Insure a Good Income Don’t forget to say “Parshat HaMan” today: Segula* (spiritual invoking ploy) for a good income – on the Tuesday of the Parshat Beshalach week, our sages tell us that it’s an opportune time to recite “Parshat HaMan”, the story of the manna, […]

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Dungeons and Dragons

             

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The Ham from ZOT: Israeli Killer Drone

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The Ham from ZOT:The sheep return

The sheep return Agent 26 is staring out the window at the hills and says to himself, “Oh I say.” Then, “Meow!” Mrs. Whiskers hears kitty and opens the window for Keychi and thinks to herself, “Kitty just loves that window,” while Kichi (agent 26) hops out, she flips open her cell phone, “Yes, this […]

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The Snow melted

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The Cooking Channel

“The Cooking Channel…” The snow has melted, almost. The Arabie Cooking Channel for Palestinian Sheep Today’s lesson: Grass Souffle. Sheepish Fuzzy, “Frozen Grass can be just as nutritious as fresh.” Sheepish Fuzzy, “And there we have it, “Grass Souffle!” Audience claps wildly and you hear music in the background. Sheepish Fuzzy bows and says, “Thank […]

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Snow in Jerusalem 2013

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Kichi in the snow

             

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