A Vegetarian Diet is actually great tasting and good for you

A vegetarian diet is not only healthy by lowering your weight and cholesterol, but is good for the earth.

A vegetarian diet is not only healthy by lowering your weight and cholesterol, but is good for the earth.


2001: A Space Odyssey centrifuge The ultimate Hamster Wheel

2001: A Space Odyssey centrifuge; The ultimate Hamster Wheel

Mrs. Whiskers is at the Doctor’s office. Doctor: “You’re seriously overweight, you have extremely high cholesterol. I will give you a new medicine for the cholesterol.”
Mrs. Whiskers: Sigh.
Doctor: “And I need to tell you need a complete lifestyle change. Are you exercising?”
Mr. Whiskers: I’m not saying a word.
Mrs. Whiskers: “I don’t have a car anymore so I walk so much now.”
Agent 71 (Mr. Whiskers Hamster): “I go on my wheel all night long. I suggest buying a wheel.”
Doctor: “I suggest a vegetarian Diet.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Thank you. Doctor”
Agent 71 (Mr. Whiskers Hamster): “Let’s hear it for Animal rights.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “I’m so tired and it’s only 2:00.”
Mr. Whiskers: “Did you eat lunch?”
Agent 71: “I love raisins!”
Mr. Whiskers: “Here have some lentils and rice.”
Agent 71: “yum!”
Mrs. Whiskers: “this is sooo depressing… now its lentils & rice.”

Vegetarian Times is a great magazine
OK, a Vegetarian Diet is actually great tasting and good for you.

OK, a Vegetarian Diet is actually great tasting and good for you.

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Mrs. Whiskers:”If I was younger I’d exercise… but I’ve no energy… who cares hum… this says eat onlly organic produce & grains.”
“This book says for women to not eat fruit except lemons and limes. No flour, wheat, yeast beard or sugar of any kind.”
“New medicine says avoid citrus fruits.”
Agent 71: “I honestly think this is way too much info.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “this magazine says not to eat beans, tofu soysauce… don’t eat gourds, carrots but eating meat is ok… well, not for me.”
Agent 71: “that’s gross.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “I’m left with greens, potatoes, veges rice and millet… seeds”
Agent 71: “Sounds like the Hammy Food Plan… have some of mine.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Well, I’m still having my cocoa and soy mild.”
Agent 71: “Nobody’s perfect.”

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