A visit to Dr. Sigmund Dog
 Visit to Dr. Dog: Page 1 Mrs. Whiskers: “Dr. Dog thank you for seeing me at such short notice.”
Dr. Dog: “Und please zit down.”
Dr. Dog: “Now und can howw can z I help you?”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Dr. Dog I been feeling so unhappy, I feel so out of place, so lost.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “And so you see, I feel I have no real friends – I can’t trust anyone, I lost my life, my sons, my helath.”
Dr. Dog: “Mrs. Whiskers, It sounds like a zimple transference complex und mild klaustrofobia vich vil zoon faid und in za mean time…”
Dr. Dog: “I really vouldn’t vorry un too much… Next veek come back und tell me your dreams und ve can start treetmunt. Have a biscuit.” Dr. dog points to a Dog Biscuit.
Mrs. Whiskers: “thank you Dr. … I feel better, but why is it that I am coming to a Dog for help?
Dr. Dog: “I vouldn’t vorry about dat… after all zis iz a carrtoon izn’t it?” |
 Visit to Dr Dog: Page 2 Spice to Sugar: “I think there is something wrong with Mom.”
Spice to Sugar: “Well, you know she’s see a therapist that’s a Dog.”
Sugar: “Is it that she is seeing a therapist OR that she is seeing a Dog for therapy?”
Spice: “She said she had a Coupon for a Dr. Dog.”
Sugar: “Therapists are just people that are paid to be your friend.”
Spice: “She could pay us to listen to her… and we could get money.”
Spice: “besides, the Dr. is a Dog not a people.”
Sugar to her Mother: “Mon, Can you pay us and we’ll be your friends?”
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