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The Ham from ZOT
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At the front of a herbal Medicine store on Rehov Agrippas, in Jerusalem a Muscle Builder looking Male hamster, Secret Agent 8, enters the secret entrance of זאת headquarters. |
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Click here for larger image Page 4![]() Next week; At Mr. Whiskers home, Agent 71 in her cage (Mr. Whiskers Hamster) on her cell phone: “Hello, HQ I need to talk to 2, or maybe 5, this is operative 71. Yes, yes, no, no but I’m really tired of this location. I need a change… and this cage needs to be changed!” “Aren’t I due for a vacation soon? Alright well yes Mr. Whiskers mentioned tracking devises placed in peoples credit cards. He’s been getting his info from his mercury fillings in his teeth. Id really like to go to South America some place warm. Well, talk to you tomorrow bye.” Spice, Mr. Whiskers’ daughter: “Hi Mom – Did you buy Romen today?” Sugar and Spice, Mr. Whiskers’ daughters, are fighting over who is to change Agent 71’s cage, Sugar: “You’re so inconsiderate.”Spice: “You’re so selfish.” Sugar: “I’m so selfish, you haven’t changed hammy’s cage in weeks.” Spice: ‘Then you do it.” Agent 71: “It would be nice if someone changed my cage.” Later; Mr. Whiskers and his wife are at the Super market. Mr. Whiskers: “If I use this credit card, chances are National Security Agency will find out exactly what’s in our shopping cart.” “They’ll know exactly what cereal you buy. The Fat in our milk.” “They’ll have on record that you bought chocolate spread every week!” “They’ll know what stores we visit, how much money we spend, even create a data graph as to our every day movements.” Mrs. Whiskers hands the Checkout Clerk a credit Card:”I didn’t bring cash.” Mr. Whiskers: “Dear, now they’ll know everything we did today.” At home, Mrs. Whiskers thinks: ‘This is too much.’ Mr. Whiskers: “It’s better to take out cash; We’ve got to use cash! How many times do I need to remind you… They’ll take us away.. Go right on…” Mrs. Whiskers: “Dear, Change the hamster cage, It smells.” Mr. Whiskers: “Yes, Dear.” Agent 71: Finally, Thank heaven!” |
The Ham from ZOT: information please![]() besides the internet which is the real news source, we have Mr. Whisker’s tooth. Something out of the 1970’s SEARCH TV series. Alien taking photos. |
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A Vegetarian Diet is actually great tasting and good for you![]() A vegetarian diet is not only healthy by lowering your weight and cholesterol, but is good for the earth. Mrs. Whiskers is at the Doctor’s office. Doctor: “You’re seriously overweight, you have extremely high cholesterol. I will give you a new medicine for the cholesterol.” |
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The Ham From Zot: Mr. CheapsJames Bond 007 Movie Theme Music CLICK TO PLAY |
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The Ham The Ham from Zot Agent 8: “Hold!”Agent 87: “Good Morning 8.”
Agent 8: “Good Morning 87.” Agent 2: “Morning, I have a new assignment for you both.” Agent 2: “Please, sit down..we have made an exciting breakthrough with M.E.O.W. And we need you both to investigate further.” Agent 2: “What we have discovered is a M.E.O.W. Operative we think is working at a store called, Mr. Cheaps Market by the Honey booth on Agripa Street. Your job is to observe and report daily activities.” Agent 2: “I don’t have to tell you how important this is…any questions?” Agent 8: “Ah the market…do you see anything feline?” Agent 87: “Look!” Agent 8: “I see it.” |
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page 2Agent 8: “I wonder if it’s a secret door or entrance? My tricorder doesn’t register anything beyond this.”Agent 87: “Oh, look out.”
Beauregard : Speaking with a strong Panhandle Texas accent, Beauregard offers, “May I help yoooouuuuuwww?” Agent 8: His eyes pop,“Ah, yes just admiring your store….do you have any organic tahina?” Beauregard : “Why yes sir, of couwwrse…this is our finest, grade A in 2 sizes.” Agent 8: “Perhaps the smaller size.” Agent 87: “I think we’re being watched, I got some good pictures, let’s go.” Agent 8: “Do you think it was an entrance?” Agent 87: “We could come back and observe, day and night, I’ll call H.Q.” Beauregard: “Shalom yaaalll, yes this is Beauregard heeeere, I believe 2 Zot agents were in the stowwre.” M.E.O.W. Operative Sapphire: “Yes…..thank you Beauregard, I believe they are agent 8 and 87 from Zot….seen them before…keep a watch out, they could prove dangerous, over and meowt.” M.E.O.W. Operative Sapphire: “If those hamsters even find an agent or amulet they’ll never understand it all Ruby. M.E.O.W. Operative Ruby: “They’re industrious yet haven’t the brain capacity. What I’m worried about is that they have discovered one of our terminals…we may have to relocate it…purrrhaps in the lady’s restroom. I don’t wish to have any undue attention drawn to our terminal. We may need to contact the (Outer Edge) for advise.” |
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The Ham from ZOT: The Birds
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The Ham from ZOT:Israeli Peppers |
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The Ham from ZOT: Israeli Killer Drone |
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