Category Archives: The Bird Cage Liner Gazette

The Fourth Plague; The Plague wild animals

From the International Business Times of 20 Feb 2013 – Tehran, the capital of Iran, is battling an invasion of “genetically mutated” giant rats. Iran has sent in sniper teams to clear Tehran’s streets from the massive rodents weighting up to five kilos plaguing 26 district of the Iranian capital, the city’s environmental agency said. […]

To This Day

; Canadian Poet’s ‘Pork Chop’ Bullying Video Goes Viral To This Day Project – Shane Koyczan In honor of all those who did not make it out alive and for those who are still struggling. If you are one of the survivors who got beaten up everyday under the same tree because you wore glasses. […]

The Race to become Pope

  What does Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi have in common with Elmo, besides wearing Red? Will a Notorious Anti-Semite Become The Pope? by Alan M. Dershowitz February 19, 2013 at 1:15 pm The Holocaust was Caused by the Church, not Just Hitler Bet on the Next Pope, where he’s from, what name he’ll choose and how […]

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: Mako, back in Action

EU Votes: PA given status just like the Vatican… They also gave Mr. Abbas a red checked Kippa, New livery to be designed by John Galliano. Stanley Greenberg presents: CLINTON sponsored “The 400,000 suicide ROACH MOTEL Rally” joined by Tzipi Livni & Kadema Flash Mobs in Tel Aviv, Israel. So many stupids unite over being […]

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: Street Fighting Cats

California votes to ban Styrofoam containers from state. Ocean creatures protest Styrofoam infesting water in Santa Monica Pier. After a protest from Sperm Whales and Sharks the California Legislator has banned Styrofoam Containers in California. Hurricane Katia coming up to bat on the Eastern Coast of U.S.A.(see below) Arab countries fear new Israeli secret weapon: […]

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: Hurricane Irene

Lazer Beams: North Carolina’s Jonah Friday, 26 August 2011 North Carolina’s Jonah The Gemara says that sailors are mostly pious people. Why? Sailors see all types of life-threatening tempests and squalls at sea, so not only do they have the fear of The Almighty in their hearts, but they’re always calling His Name to save […]

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: Obama BarBQs the Dollar

Uncle Sam enters Rehab Clinic and doesn’t want you anymore.Homeland Security declares • Veterans • Conservatives • Gun Owners • Tea party Supporters • and Cats and Dogs As terrorists in the United States Obama BarBqs the Dollar(Obama dresses as Nero and fiddles as the Dollar Burns) See what his staff is like After The […]

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette – Chem Trails

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette – Chem Trails Southern California may succeed from North California… It’s the War of Southern Aggression that’s upon America– The end of California as we know it? Is this a premier for “Mexifornia”? Will their new flag have an eagle holding a Black Bear in its very talons?Chem Trails pollute […]

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: 4th of July 1776 or 2011

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: 4th of July 1776 Thomas Jefferson’s Cat: ‘Thomas’ Amazing quotes that the United States seems to have forgotten… Questions we must ask ourselves as to what is happening to our beloved country…”My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.” Thomas Jefferson Let us […]