Category Archives: The Hamster from ZOT

A parody of the 1960’s TV series “The Man from UNCLE”, about a secret Hamster organization, sworn to protect mankind. The story involves a new immigrant family and their pet Hamster, from Los Angeles, California, adjusting to life in Jerusalem, learning Hebrew in Ulpan, dealing with the shops, daily life, and the bureaucracy.

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The Ham from ZOT: Israeli Killer Drone

The Ham from ZOT:The sheep return

The sheep return Agent 26 is staring out the window at the hills and says to himself, “Oh I say.” Then, “Meow!” Mrs. Whiskers hears kitty and opens the window for Keychi and thinks to herself, “Kitty just loves that window,” while Kichi (agent 26) hops out, she flips open her cell phone, “Yes, this […]

The Cooking Channel

“The Cooking Channel…” The snow has melted, almost. The Arabie Cooking Channel for Palestinian Sheep Today’s lesson: Grass Souffle. Sheepish Fuzzy, “Frozen Grass can be just as nutritious as fresh.” Sheepish Fuzzy, “And there we have it, “Grass Souffle!” Audience claps wildly and you hear music in the background. Sheepish Fuzzy bows and says, “Thank […]

The Ham from ZOT:Israeli Peppers

The Ham from ZOT interviews 2012

                 

The Ham from ZOT: Arab Land Grab in Jerusalem

Page 1 MEOW Agent 26 on her cat perch, looking through binoculars at the Jerusalem hillside: “Ah!” MEOW Agent 26 on the Computer and Cell phone: “Yes, Agents could be U.N. Or Rat Moving Company.” Skype ZOT Agent 8: “This looks like we need someone from ZOT.” Mrs. Whiskers is cleaning the girl’s room while […]

The Ham from ZOT:webbots

Page 1 Marching Spider Robots and a spider hanging from a thread:”www” ZOT headquarters, Agent 2 (the Boss) speaking to his secretary Agent 30 (Miss. Sweetums): “How is that Agent 33 working out in replacing Agent 71?” Agent 30 (Miss. Sweetums): “Oh, that Sparrow?” “She seems fine now.” Agent 2 (the Boss): “She has limited […]

The Ham from ZOT: The Birds

The Hamster from ZOT: The Birds Two dogs in a police Car driving by two cats. Yellow Tabby: “Any news?” Grey Tabby: “Nope.” Mr. Whiskers’ Tooth: “Japanese situation is much worse than is reported. Radiation has spread as far as Bulgaria where radioactive mushrooms have been discovered. Hawaiian Milk contaminated…” Agent 33: “Mr. Whiskers’ tooth […]

The Ham from ZOT: Hiring

Agent 36 and Agent 71 are sitting at ZOT headquarters. Agent 36: “71, I can’t believe you’re leaving H.Q. after all these years!” Agent 71: “Living in a cage for 2 years isn’t living.” Agent 71 looking at her retirement envelop: “I’m going to rent an apartment in Haifa and if I like it, I’ll […]