Category Archives: Ulpan

a new immigrant family from Los Angeles, California, adjusting to life in Jerusalem is learning Hebrew in Ulpan, The parents are taking Hebrew language courses 2 days a week for 4 hours a day.Which is less intense then the standard 5 day a week class. The teenage Girls are taking “Teen Ulpan” 5 days a week, getting ready for regular school in which the classes are taught in Hebrew only.

Learn Hebrew in 10 Day at Ulpan.


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The Ham from ZOT: What’s wrong Mom?

Mother to her daughter Spice: “Ever since we’ve moved I have lost my identity, I’m suffering from memory loss… I’m in a downturn.” “When I was young I’d be able to pet my cat… but I’m so allergic to them and we’re not allowed a cat or dog here.” Agent 71(Mr. Whiskers Hamster): “Suddenly I […]

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Ulpan: The sign said: “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.”

Mr. and Mrs. Whiskers are in the Hallway at Ulpan. Mrs. Whiskers is very mad. The sign said; “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.” Mrs. Whiskers: “Here we are going to Ulpan and I’m the stupidest person in class… and a sign says learn Hebrew in 10 days.” Mr. Whiskers: “One day at a time. Yesterday […]

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