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Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is playing in the kindergarten – ראש הממשלה בנימין נתניהו משחק בגן הילדים
 The dog is relieving himself on a campaign sign that says “Left is Meretz.” Subtitles – commentary and additions in parentheses: |
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From Rav Lazer Brody:
One Foot in the Next World08 February 2015 http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/lazer_beams/2015/02/one-foot-in-the-next-world.html Earlier this evening, Rav Shalom Arush eulogized Mohorosh zatza”l, and spoke about the urgent need to put an end to strife, dissension and arguments. Rav Shalom is very close with Kabbalist Rabbi Dovid Chaim Stern shlit’a (photo, above) from Bnai Brak. During a trip to America last month, Rabbi Stern collapsed and became deathly ill. He told Rav Shalom after his miraculous recuperation that his soul was taken up to the Heavenly Court. He was told that Hashem is very displeased about the lack of ahavat Yisrael and the rampant dissension, arguing and slander among the Jewish People. The Heavenly Court decreed that Rabbi Stern would receive an extension of life simply to come back to earth to relay this message. Rav Shalom said that all the troubles that the Jewish People are having as well as the deaths of the tzaddikim and the two soldiers who were killed in Lebanon last week are all the result of intramural hate, which we all must rid from our midst immediately. |
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Hope kindergartenA brilliant skit from the Israeli comedy show “Eretz Nehederet” (lit: “Wonderful Country) on Channel 2. This skit depicts a joint education program devised by the right-wing (yet mainstream) organization Im Tirtzu with the Ministry of Education that helps kindergarten children be prepared for the complicated life in Israel. |
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The Many Roles of Rivka RavitzRivka Ravitz is destroying stereotypes. She’s an ultra-orthodox mother of 11 who is also President Reuven Rivlin’s powerful chief of staff. Rivka Ravitz, 39, has been called a modern-day “renaissance woman.” She is talented, well-educated and has one of the most important roles in Israeli politics. She certainly challenges the ultra-orthodox female stereotype. Ravitz, who has been by Rivlin’s side for the past 16 years, is considered to have been the engine behind his presidential victory. |
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Missile Warning Times after a Palestinian State On the right, is the missile alert map that was issued last summer in connection with Operation Protective Edge. The map shows how much time you would have to reach a shelter in the event that you are in a given area when a rocket is fired. The top time is ‘immediate,’ the next three times are 15, 30 and 45 seconds, and the last three times are a minute, a minute and a half and three minutes. The map on the left is what our warning times would look like in the event that a ‘Palestinian state’ is established in Judea and Samaria. Notice how much of the country goes from a minute and a half to 45 seconds or less…. From Rav Lazer Brody 26March2015: http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/lazer_beams/2015/03/new-height-of-treachery-usa-exposes-israels-nuclear-secrets.html New Height of Treachery: USA Exposes Israel’s Nuclear Secrets Above image – US satellite image of Dimona Reactor in Israel from 1968, declassified by USA and now plastered all over cyberspace and the world – courtesy of globalsecurity.org via jewishpress.com The ink isn’t even dry on our emuna-news op-ed from yesterday, Mr. V Exposed, where I wrote that the disappointed, angry and frustrated White House now wants to revenge against Israel for reelecting Bibi. Well here it is folks – put a grenade in the hand of an arrogant and frenzied individual and there will soon be shrapnel all over the place. The President of the United States has just betrayed Israel in the most inconceivable way: he has just revealed a stunning amount of information on some of Israel’s most closely guarded secrets, including our nuclear program, complete with photographs. You can believe that there’s dancing in the streets of Tehran, Damascus and Beirut this morning. We thank The Jewish Press and our good friend Mark R. from Haifa for the tipoff. Does anyone still have any doubt about the treachery in Washington, DC? How can any Jew support a regime that intentionally endangers 6 million Jews (does the number sound familiar) in Israel? One thing I’m delighted about – our prophets said that once the Geula begins, Israel will stand alone with no friends. Terrific, let’s get on with the full redemption of our people. Brothers and sisters wherever you are, please come home soon – it’s time to leave your Egypt while you still can. Today, your president betrays us, tomorrow he’ll betray you. Like I said yesterday, BHO’s anti-Bibi psychosis is really anti-Israel, and the anti-Israel is really anti-Semitism. It’s all coming down, and things are happening faster than we can write. |
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