The first new episode has been aired to IBA’s website and can be viewed here, but currently only exists in Hebrew.
The second new episode הכול שפיט – פרק 2
Hakol Shafit, the Channel 1 TV show of right-wing satire Latma
Hakol Shafit, the Channel 1 TV show of right-wing satire Latma, was greeted with mixed reviews last Thursday when it debuted and broke the leftist monopoly on television satire – while it still is getting some skeptical criticism over some weaker skits, the show’s second airing seems to have recaptured the magic that originally gained Latma a devoted following.
The show begins with a poke at US President Barack Obama’s anti-Israel stance and his entrenched opposition to Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s planned Congress speech next month.
Obama can be seen, in a take-off on Martin Luther’s famous “I have a dream” speech about freedom, saying “I have a dream that the Israelis will withdraw and return to the ’67 borders – 1567. I have a dream that in Palestine a binational state will arise, comprised of the two nations, the Palestinians and the Bedouins. I have a dream that Jews of Israel will finally be able to live in peace in their homes in the Slovakian hills, in Polish valleys and villages in Libya.”
Addressing Iran, which Netanyahu plans to warn about in his speech, Obama continues “I have a dream that Iran will stop developing nuclear weapons and start producing them already. Come on, how much time can you give to development?”
After making an anti-Semitic statement that he hopes Jews will integrate in all social spheres “and not just control the banks,” Obama wakes up in the skit at the AIPAC convention, where he pledges to “have Israel’s back.”
The show only appears in Hebrew. Apparently the show is not being given an English subtitled version as Latma was on YouTube.
The show also includes an interview with Tzipi Livni and Yitzhak Herzog of the “Zionist camp” who present their vague plan of “giving the money back to the public” without explaining how.
At that point Latma favorite Tawil Fadiha, the Palestinian minister for matters of uncontrollable rage who represents the Palestinian Authority, comes in and explains his plan for Jews to leave Judea and Samaria, disband the IDF and die, which Livni and Herzog busily try to play down.
Rounding out the second week, the show went on to make fun of the media obsession with criticizing Netanyahu’s relations with America, a skit on failed ads of the leftist V-15 campaign, and another poke at the elitist leftist High Court.
Who need Ulpan when you have Latma!
OK, LATMA in English.
We’ll be the Judge, episode 2
The second episode of the Israeli satire program “We’ll be the Judge,” from the creators of Latma’s Tribal Update, Israel Channel 1, February 12, 2015
We’ll be the Judge, episode 3
The third episode of the Israeli satire program “We’ll be the Judge,” from the creators of Latma’s Tribal Update, Israel Channel 1, February 19, 2015.
We’ll be the Judge, episode 4
The Fourth episode of the Israeli satire program “We’ll be the Judge,” from the creators of Latma’s Tribal Update, Israel Channel 1, February 26, 2015.
We’ll be the Judge, episode 5
The fifth episode of the Israeli satire program “We’ll be the Judge,” from the creators of Latma’s Tribal Update, Israel Channel 1, March 5, 2015.
We’ll be the Judge, episode 6
The six episode of the Israeli satire program “We’ll be the Judge,” from the creators of Latma’s Tribal Update, Israel Channel 1, March 12, 2015.
We’ll be the Judge, episode 7 Election results
The Seven episode of the Israeli satire program “We’ll be the Judge,” from the creators of Latma’s Tribal Update, Israel Channel 1, March 19, 2015.
We’ll be the Judge, episode 8
The Eight episode of the Israeli satire program “We’ll be the Judge,” from the creators of Latma’s Tribal Update, Israel Channel 1, March 26, 2015.
We’ll be the Judge, episode 9
The ninth episode of the Israeli satire program “We’ll be the Judge,” from the creators of Latma’s Tribal Update, Israel Channel 1, April 1, 2015.
We’ll be the Judge, episode 10
The tenth episode of the Israeli satire program “We’ll be the Judge,” from the creators of Latma’s Tribal Update, Israel Channel 1, April 17, 2015.
We’ll be the Judge, episode 11
The eleventh episode of the Israeli satire program “We’ll be the Judge,” from the creators of Latma’s Tribal Update, Israel Channel 1, April 30, 2015.
There are some classic clips.
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Why Do All These Rabbis Warn Against Getting the Covid-19 Vaccine?
PRAYER TO BE SAVED FROM CORONAVIRUS
Master of Universe, who can do anything!
Cure me and the whole world of the Coronavirus, because redemption is near.
And through this reveal to us the 50th gate of holiness, the secret of the ibbur, and may we begin from this day onward to be strong in keeping interpersonal commandments (i.e. being kind to others).
And by virtue of this may we witness miracles and wonders the likes of which haven’t been since the creation of the world. And may there be sweetening of judgments for the entire world, to all mankind, men women and children.
Please God! Please cure Coronavirus all over the world, as it says about Miriam the prophetess, “Lord, please, cure her, please.”
Please God! Who can do anything! Send a complete healing to the entire world! To all men, women, children, boys and girls, to all humanity wherever they may be, and to all the animals, birds, and creatures. All should be cured from this disease in the blink of an eye, and no trace of the disease should remain.
And all will merit fear of Heaven and fear of God, O Merciful and Compassionate Father.
Please God, please do with us miracles and wonders as you did with our forefathers by the exodus from Egypt. And now, take us and the entire world out from this disease, release us and save us from the Coronavirus that wants to eliminate all mortals.
We now regret all the sins that we did, and we honestly ask for forgiveness. And in the merit of our repentance, this cursed disease, that does not miss men, women, boys, girls, and animals, will be eliminated.
Please God, as quick as the illness came it will go away and disappear immediately, in the blink of an eye, and by this the soul of Messiah Ben David will be revealed.
Please God, grant us the merit to be included in the level of the saints and pure ones, and bless anew all the fruit and vegetation, that all will be healed in the blink of an eye, and we will see Messiah Ben David face to face.
Please God, who acts with greatness beyond comprehension, and does wonders without number. Please now perform also with us miracles and wonders beyond comprehension and let no trace of this cursed disease remain. And may the entire world be cured in the blink of an eye.
Because Hashem did all this in order for us to repent, it is all in order for us to direct our hearts to our Father in Heaven, and by that He will send blessings and success to all of our handiwork.
הסערה הבאה שרת התרבות מירי רגב הורתה להכניס ללוגו הרשמי של חגיגות היובל לאיחוד ירושלים את המילה שחרור ירושלים במקום איחוד העיר נשלח על ידי איתמר אייכנר אחרי
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An important piece of evidence: The British Palestine Exploration Fund survey map – 1871-1877 – The PEF people delineated every wadi, every settlement, tree, and home. They crisscrossed the territory, and an examination of the map shows how empty and barren the land was, and how few people lived there.
“The Palestinian people does not exist. The creation of a Palestinian state is only a means for continuing our struggle against the state of Israel for our Arab unity… Only for political and tactical reasons do we speak today about the existence of a Palestinian people… to oppose Zionism.” Zuheir Muhsein, the late Military Department head of the PLO and member of its Executive Council.; March 1977, Dutch daily Trouw
London cab driver’s answer to a request from a Muslim to turn off the radio. (You just got to love the Brits.)
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London .
He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, “What are you doing?”
The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so get out and wait for a camel.”
I wonder how many years (hundreds for sure) Jewish people have lived in Quebec. I don’t believe that they have ever demanded that pork be removed from the school’s menu where their children attend…
Excellent reply by the Mayor of Dorval, Quebec, to the demands of the Muslim population in his community.
Put some pork on your fork.
Too bad the USA doesn’t have the common sense to publish this nationwide, even if they have a muslim in the white house. Should also be posted on signs all along U.S. borders.
Let’s hear it for a Quebec mayor.
MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CANTEEN MENU. EXPLAINS WHY
Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb. The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval, has refused, and the town clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why..
“Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its customs, its traditions, its way of life, because that’s where they chose to immigrate.
“They must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec .
“They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not the Canadians who so generously welcomed them.
“They must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic, they accepted many immigrants before Muslims (whereas the reverse is not true, in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants).
“That no more than other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up their identity, their culture.
“And if Canada is a land of welcome, it’s not the Mayor of Dorval who welcomes foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole.
“Finally, they must understand that in Canada ( Quebec ) with its Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion must remain in the private domain. The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.
“For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in Canada, there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Shariah.
“If you left your country for Canada, and not for other Muslim countries, it is because you have considered that life is better in Canada than elsewhere.
“Ask yourself the question, just once, “Why is it better here in Canada than where you come from?”
“A canteen with pork is part of the answer.”
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Judea and Samaria not West Bank
This reminds me of a Morty Dolinsky story from the time he was head of the Government Press Office:
When the late Morty Dolinsky was in charge of the Government Press Office in the 1980s, he once famously replied to a reporter, who asked for information about the West Bank, that he knew no West Bank as he banked at Leumi.
