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Groundhog Day 2013:

Groundhog Day 2013: Punxsutawney Phil Makes Prediction! Groundhog Day 2013 VIDEO Punxsutawney Phil Makes Prediction! הקסם של ירושלים / The Magic of Jerusalem

Alex and Joelle Wedding

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Preparation for drinking wine on Purim

Below is the secret tefillah of drinking b’kedusah, drinking in a holy way, on Purim. All know that it’s considered a mitzvah to drink until “ad lo yada”, until one doesn’t know the difference between blessed is Mordechai and cursed is Haman. Unfortunately without proper intention and focus this can both be dangerous (physically) and […]

Glenn Beck or Everquest

page 1 Blue Cat and Orange Tabby. Blue Cat: “If I want to hear the truth it costs money.” Orange Tabby: “How so?” Blue Cat: “Regular TV doesn’t host Glenn Beck anymore. He’s switched to his own network which costs $6 a month.” Orange Tabby: “You’d have to ask yourself if it’s worth the cost.” […]

Bill Gates and the Rockefeller Foundation “Another Final Solution”

Outside of a conference room a sign states: “Zillionaires R Us 12:00” George Soros has an invitation: “You are cordially invited to attend the Zillionaires Luncheon” David Rockefeller: “And furthermore…It has been noted that there are too many people on our planet.” “We may have to sterilize people that are the parasites of the world… […]

The Queen’s dilemma

The Royal Astrologer to Queen Elizabeth ll: “oh.. Your majesty…you know that bleep I told you about well… you better call President of the United States and ask him to postpone whatever… until after the wedding.” The Queen: “Oh my… I better call the White House.” “Yes, Michelle? This is Queen Elizabeth calling from Great […]

The White House Intern

White house male intern:”Mr. President sorry, to interrupt. But we are trying to schedule plans for August.” Obama watching Basketball on TV: hum.” Say, have my popularity ratings gone up yet?” Intern: “Well Sir, I’ll have to find out for you. We wanted to know if you were planning anything special for August. Obama: “Since […]

Osama Bin Laden declared dead on May 1

TV news announcer: “It has been confirmed that Osama Bin Ladin has been killed today… public Enemy #1…” Osama Bin Ladin: “Where am I? Why is the line so long?” Person in line: “I’m not sure but I believe I died.” Osama Bin Ladin: “there must be some mistake, I’m much too important to be […]

Neighborly Cookbook

It’s 4:20 in the Morning. The Arabs are blasting with loudspeakers their ‘Call to Prayer’. The Cats are rudely woken up. The Cats picks up a newspaper and looks at an ad A Vampire is holding up a Cookbook. The title is ‘Ministry of Complaint – Neighborly Cook Book’ “Tired of your lousy neighbor?” “Cook […]

Return to regular routine

The Cats are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV. Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “This was an act of a coward!” The Porcupines are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV. Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “It’s important to return to our regular routines as quickly as possible.” A Cat talking on his cell phone while eating a sandwich: “Hey… […]