Ulpan: The sign said: “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.”

Ulpan: The sign said; "Learn Hebrew in 10 Days." You have a choice of 10 Days or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.

Ulpan: The sign said; "Learn Hebrew in 10 Days." You have a choice of 10 Days, 5 Days a week for 6 months or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.

Mr. and Mrs. Whiskers are in the Hallway at Ulpan. Mrs. Whiskers is very mad. The sign said; “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Here we are going to Ulpan and I’m the stupidest person in class… and a sign says learn Hebrew in 10 days.”
Mr. Whiskers: “One day at a time. Yesterday at the super I asked for cream cheese shel olives.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Well shel של”
Mrs. Whiskers at Ulpan Class “Blah Blah Blah Dukma” Ulpan teacher: “I must tell you that you will never learn Hebrew in my class… for 2 days a week.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Why am I here?”
Back Home, Mrs. Whiskers: “Look what I found Dear… Hebrew Vocabulary Cards! Maybe we could have a family learning session?
Mr. Whiskers: “yes”
Sugar: “Mom did you buy bread?’
Spice: “Any cocoa?”
Mom: “Would you like to look at the Hebrew flash cards found spice?”
Spice: “I’m having cocoa and I’m going on my computer end of story.”

“Have we arrived yet? Why are we completely confused, I know I need to spend more time with the homework. Even Calculus and C++ where better then Ulpan.”
Ulpan: Our daughter is helping us learn Hebrew. You have a choice of 10 Days or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.

Ulpan: Our daughter is helping us learn Hebrew. You have a choice of 10 Days or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.

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Sugar: “If you need any more help with your Hebrew homework Mom again I’ll be available at 5:30”
Mom: “I’m experiencing Role reversal”
Spice: “I’m so out of here.”
Mom looking at Mr. Whiskers: “Well he’s sucked into the vortex.”
Mom: “Card #1 אבדה אבד Av Aba father…psh I knew that one.”
“Card # 2 אבודה קנרית lose… loss a lost canary ha ha ha” “אבטיח מלונימ ואבטיחימ
Watermelon melons and watermelons” ” אביב Spring אבל but… I knew those.” ” אגוז nut אגם lake אולי maybe אבק dust מאובק dusty I should clean this place up.”
Mom: “I wrote some sentences Sugar… What do you think?”
Sugar: “Let’s translate them. I lost my canary. Father buys melons in spring but…”
Sugar: “Maybe we eat oranges today.”
Mom: “Did you know means dust.’
Sugar: ” לאט, לאט ” slowly, slowly

“You know it’s bad when your daughter has to explain everything to you and you have to call someone to explain a bill.” “I wonder if the Army will teach my daughters how to clean their room, do the dishes and kill Roaches and Spiders?”
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One Comment

  1. Posted ב׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״ו (12/01/2016) at 04:47 | Permalink

    Thanks for the laugh, and inspiration. I just the post about ulpan on my iPhone 4. I noticed the code is visible at the top of the page and I also noticed its visible on the home page. I don’t know if it’s because I’m reading this on an iPhone. If you need help to fix the problem Let me know and I will try. Thanks again, I feel inspired to try to learn more Hebrew -Rose

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