Monthly Archives: January 2011 – כ״ט בטבת ה׳תשע״א

Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before

Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before A group of Cats are on a Trash Dumpster. Trash or Garbage Dumpsters in Israel look like green boats or ships. Near sunset a man puts a black swivel office arm chair in the front part of the trash dumpster. The man walks away. At sunset a […]

Buy locally and save.

Click here for larger image A Yeshiva in Jerusalem, Men are studying. Somewhere in the world (China) a Siamese cat is taking an internet order: “You wish to purchase this product code # 389 269 5452 9 89… Tracking # 566 8666… And that will be $100 for extra shipping costs, insurance fees…. Taxes and […]

The Ham from ZOT: information please

Click here for larger image Alien taking photos. Mr. Whiskers looking at his filling, He thinks: “My filling is going on again.” Filling: “The Federal Reserve banks have decided to increase inflation of American currency by 15% as they are desperate to pay off debts to Siamese Cats. Big Bankers Case Mice are the enemy […]

Ulpan; Hebrew the easy way!

Click here for larger image Ulpan Teacher: “Yammer,yammer, Le ech bo” Mr. Whiskers: “What did she say?” Mrs. Whiskers: “I’m not sure.” Mr. Whiskers: “Write it all down. I can’t see the backboard.” Mrs. Whiskers: “I have the tape recorder going, you can listen at home.” Ulpan Teacher: “Blah blah blah yammer Yammer Lee le […]