Tag Archives: The Hamster from ZOT

The Ham from ZOT: The Birds

The Hamster from ZOT: The Birds Two dogs in a police Car driving by two cats. Yellow Tabby: “Any news?” Grey Tabby: “Nope.” Mr. Whiskers’ Tooth: “Japanese situation is much worse than is reported. Radiation has spread as far as Bulgaria where radioactive mushrooms have been discovered. Hawaiian Milk contaminated…” Agent 33: “Mr. Whiskers’ tooth […]

The Ham from ZOT: Hiring

Agent 36 and Agent 71 are sitting at ZOT headquarters. Agent 36: “71, I can’t believe you’re leaving H.Q. after all these years!” Agent 71: “Living in a cage for 2 years isn’t living.” Agent 71 looking at her retirement envelop: “I’m going to rent an apartment in Haifa and if I like it, I’ll […]

The Ham from ZOT: Let Us not forget who we are.

Aliens petting Monkey M.E.O.W. Headquarters; Two cats and the Captain, Cat 1: “Those 2 ZOT agents and one migrating bird have escaped our holding cells Captain?” Captain: “Yes Sir… Apparently they cut through the bars.” Cat 2 to Cat 1: “Alka-Seltzer or Tums?” At ZOT Headquarters: Agent 30 (Miss. Sweetums):”2 is waiting for you.” Agent […]

The Ham from ZOT: The Escape

Cat 1 and Cat 2 at M.E.O.W. headquarters (see Secret Orders). In the Dungeon of M.E.O.W. headquarters are Agents 8 and 87. Agent 87 in her own cell. “8… I think we need to escape tonight.” In a separate cell, are a Migrating Bird and Agent 8. Agent 8: “All right 87 that laser knife […]

The Ham from ZOT: Captured by MEOW

Aliens to M.E.O.W. Cat: “Even now ZOT agents are infiltrating M.E.O.W. H.Q…. They must be apprehended. Cat: Right-oo I’ll send Beauregard.” Beauregard listening on his cell phone to the Cat: Check the back of the store right now!” Beauregard in shock finds the two ZOT agents going up the stairs in the back. Agent 8: […]

Happy Purim 5771

Agent 2 (the Boss) wearing a Cat mask: “Meow.” Agent 30 (Miss. Sweetums) is scared and Mad!: “*@*^%$^&!!!” Agent 87: “Oh my.”