Yearly Archives: 2011

Israeli eggs

A Mother at Jerusalem Supermarket is putting produce on the counter. The Clerk is weighting the produce. Mother’s hand cart tips backwards spilling the carton of eggs on the floor. Mother: “No!” She picks up the carton of eggs: “The eggs!” She opens the carton of eggs: “Oh, are you alright?” 12 Israeli unbroken eggs […]

An Israeli vacuum cleaner

Mother is at the Hadar Mall looking at Vacuum Cleanings: “I’m going to have to get a vacuum — it’s time for Pesach cleaning” Mother to Saleswoman: “Do you have a cheap vacuum?” Saleswoman: “Yes, This is the least expensive, but just remember it’s an Israeli vacuum.” Mother looking at the vacuum: wow Mother ties […]

Neighborly Cookbook

Get you 2020 Election Antifa/BLM Special   It’s 4:20 in the Morning. The Arabs are blasting with loudspeakers their ‘Call to Prayer’. The Cats are rudely woken up. The Cats picks up a newspaper and looks at an ad A Vampire is holding up a Cookbook. The title is ‘Ministry of Complaint – Neighborly Cook […]

The Ham from ZOT: Captured by MEOW

Aliens to M.E.O.W. Cat: “Even now ZOT agents are infiltrating M.E.O.W. H.Q…. They must be apprehended. Cat: Right-oo I’ll send Beauregard.” Beauregard listening on his cell phone to the Cat: Check the back of the store right now!” Beauregard in shock finds the two ZOT agents going up the stairs in the back. Agent 8: […]